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    Best Classified Ad Ever

    This was forwarded to me - I have no idea where it came from, or if it's even legitimate, but is sure is funny:
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    wasn't this on KSL.com a bit ago?
    Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit, as vital to our lives and water and good bread
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    That is so freaking awesome!
    "My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtnman1830
    wasn't this on KSL.com a bit ago?
    This has been going around for a couple of years now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sombeech
    Quote Originally Posted by Mtnman1830
    wasn't this on KSL.com a bit ago?
    This has been going around for a couple of years now.
    The ad says 2006.... so it couldn't have been a couple of years

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    Yup, it was on a KSL a while back

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    no matter what - it's still friggin hilarious
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    personally, i'd have thought that there was an implied consent in "do whatever the F*** you want".
    But if I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by denaliguide
    personally, i'd have thought that there was an implied consent in "do whatever the F*** you want".

    Yeah. I told my wife about this post and she didn't seem to find the humor in it. Seeing her reaction has made me question how many times she has told me this and what she meant.
    "My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscGolfDivers
    Yeah. I told my wife about this post and she didn't seem to find the humor in it. Seeing her reaction has made me question how many times she has told me this and what she meant.
    Girls just don't have a sense of humor when it comes to this sort of stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kris247

    Girls just don't have a sense of humor when it comes to this sort of stuff.


    Yeah, I get along with my wife so well that I forget this sometimes. Lesson learned :D.
    "My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscGolfDivers
    Quote Originally Posted by kris247

    Girls just don't have a sense of humor when it comes to this sort of stuff.


    Yeah, I get along with my wife so well that I forget this sometimes. Lesson learned :D.
    Gentleman, lest we forget the rules, let me remind you....

    1. The female always makes the rules.
    2. Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification to the male.
    3. No male is allowed to know the rules.
    4. If the female ever suspects that the male knows some or all of the rules, she must change all or some of the rules.
    5. The female is never wrong.
    6. If the female ever appears to be wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding caused by something the male said, or did which was wrong.
    7. The female may change her mind at any time.
    8. The male must never change his mind with out prior written consent form the female.
    9. The female has the right to become angry or emotionally upset at any time.
    10. IF rules 6 or 9 apply the male must apologize.
    11. If the Female has PMS, all rules are null and void at her discretion - See rules 1, 2, 5, and 7.

    I'll try and post the "wish list" of rules later
    Life is Good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Card

    3. No male is allowed to know the rules.
    No kidding!


    Seriously, that list is great!
    "My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5

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    Hey I thought it was pretty hilarious!


    Gee I'm hope I'm not as bad as Scott's list!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sombeech
    Quote Originally Posted by Mtnman1830
    wasn't this on KSL.com a bit ago?
    This has been going around for a couple of years now.
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