Very Very Very Bad news for Utah People

[tanya]

State Health officials say the number of cases of sexually transmitted diseases in Utah is increasing at epidemic levels.

What's the deal!?!?!?

[DirkHammergate]

State Health officials say the number of cases of sexually transmitted diseases in Utah is increasing at epidemic levels.

What's the deal!?!?!?

I'll run this by my ex wife... she might know.

[tanya]

[JP]

[asdf]

what a slut

[DiscGo]

State Health officials say the number of cases of sexually transmitted diseases in Utah is increasing at epidemic levels.

What's the deal!?!?!?

I'll run this by my ex wife... she might know.

[DirkHammergate]

This actually concerns me cause eventually I'm going to go on the womanizing spree of a lifetime and I really don't want a nasty std.

[asdf]

This actually concerns me cause eventually I'm going to go on the womanizing spree of a lifetime and I really don't want a nasty std.

try byu.

[rockgremlin]

Isn't a condom where you stay when you go to resort destinations.....kinda like an apartment.....?

[gonzo]

Trust me...avoid chlamydia. Fortunately, I've never had it, but I've had the test before. It's not pleasant.

"Wait a second...where is that q-tip going?"

[Scott P]

Very Very Very Bad news for Utah People

It's only bad news if you sleep around and don't use protection.

The only 100% way to be safe is monogamy or abstinence, and that is the responsible way as well.

If you must sleep around, at least use protection. If not, you are just taking chances with catching a disease.

[savanna3313]

State Health officials say the number of cases of sexually transmitted diseases in Utah is increasing at epidemic levels.

What's the deal!?!?!?

People are too trusting I think. Just recently a friend of mine found out he had gonorrhea. He thought he was in a monogamous relationship - surprise! I thought this kind of std went out decades ago.

[R]

People are too trusting I think. Just recently a friend of mine found out he had gonorrhea. He thought he was in a monogamous relationship - surprise! I thought this kind of std went out decades ago.

With AIDS getting all the press, many very dangerous diseases like syphilis and gonorrhea remained, if I may, silent but deadly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuall...mitted_disease

[Sombeech]

With AIDS getting all the press, many very dangerous diseases like syphilis and gonorrhea remained, if I may, silent but deadly.

[DirkHammergate]

State Health officials say the number of cases of sexually transmitted diseases in Utah is increasing at epidemic levels.

What's the deal!?!?!?

I'll run this by my ex wife... she might know.

Some might find this funny but I'm actually getting a STD screen on Monday just cause I started thinking about it and to be honest she totally changed on my ass roughly three months before we split and my nads are itchy. Of course I have not been with anyone since so I'm gonna be really pissed if i've got something, pissed. Hammer pissed.

[tanya]

State Health officials say the number of cases of sexually transmitted diseases in Utah is increasing at epidemic levels.

What's the deal!?!?!?

I'll run this by my ex wife... she might know.

Some might find this funny but I'm actually getting a STD screen on Monday just cause I started thinking about it and to be honest she totally changed on my ass roughly three months before we split and my nads are itchy. Of course I have not been with anyone since so I'm gonna be really pissed if i've got something, pissed. Hammer pissed.

I bet!

And we ALMOST got married!!!!!!


The Hammer is a Virgin... since marriage. That is sort of cute.

[DirkHammergate]

State Health officials say the number of cases of sexually transmitted diseases in Utah is increasing at epidemic levels.

What's the deal!?!?!?

I'll run this by my ex wife... she might know.

Some might find this funny but I'm actually getting a STD screen on Monday just cause I started thinking about it and to be honest she totally changed on my ass roughly three months before we split and my nads are itchy. Of course I have not been with anyone since so I'm gonna be really pissed if i've got something, pissed. Hammer pissed.

I bet!


The Hammer is a Virgin... since marriage. That is sort of cute.

That's right, I'm not ashamed... I'm not that type of guy anyway and I've always hated bars. Sorta just getting the lay of the land right now after trying to focus on the kids at first. I am in love with most of the check out girls at Wild Oats, I'd do them all in a heartbeat. I'm gonna get back on the horse, don't worry about me.

[tanya]

State Health officials say the number of cases of sexually transmitted diseases in Utah is increasing at epidemic levels.

What's the deal!?!?!?

I'll run this by my ex wife... she might know.

Some might find this funny but I'm actually getting a STD screen on Monday just cause I started thinking about it and to be honest she totally changed on my ass roughly three months before we split and my nads are itchy. Of course I have not been with anyone since so I'm gonna be really pissed if i've got something, pissed. Hammer pissed.

I bet!


The Hammer is a Virgin... since marriage. That is sort of cute.

That's right, I'm not ashamed... I'm not that type of guy anyway and I've always hated bars. Sorta just getting the lay of the land right now after trying to focus on the kids at first. I am in love with most of the check out girls at Wild Oats, I'd do them all in a heartbeat. I'm gonna get back on the horse, don't worry about me.

I was worried. Now I think you are actually a great guy!

[DirkHammergate]

The Hammer is a Virgin... since marriage. That is sort of cute.

Tanya, you know I'd do you sight unseen without so much as a word said between us, right? You do know that, right? I would, not even in Fake Austrian character either.

[tanya]

The Hammer is a Virgin... since marriage. That is sort of cute.

Tanya, you know I'd do you sight unseen without so much as a word said between us, right? You do know that, right? I would, not even in Fake Austrian character either.

You are too sweet!

(but then you say that to all the women)