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04-05-2007, 07:34 PM #1
Ding Dong
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... Upon
hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow
and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the
Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the damn ice cream truck hadn't come along."----------------------------------------------
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