Divorce, custody, and Pepsi Cola

[MTpockets]

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The
mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this
world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge
asked for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar
into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"

Don't laugh, he won!

[RugerShooter]

[MTpockets]

I'm still laughing.