Comments by patients during Colonoscopies

[packfish]

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were
>quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual
>comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was
>performing their colonoscopies:
>
> 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone
>before!
>
> 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
>
> 3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
>
> 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
>
> 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
>
> 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
>
> 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your l! eft hand out..."
>
> 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
>
> 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
>
> 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
>
> 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
>
> 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
>
> And the best one of all...
>
> 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up

>there?"
>

[DiscGo]

My Dad just had a colonoscopie last week. I'm sending this to him right now.

[denaliguide]

Hey doc, you know what i'm thinking? Cause your touching my BRAIN! or. Don't you think you should kiss me first?