A retired person's day

[MTpockets]

Young people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went int town and went to a small shop down on High Street. I was only in there for about 10 minutes.

When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He looked up, then ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a heartless Nazi bastard.

He glared at me and then started writing another ticket for worn tires.

So I called him a piece of stinking dog shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

I called him an asshole and a pig.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

I called his mother a slut and a whore.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I orally abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came downtown by the bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.

[DiscGo]

[Windwalker]

Being a retired cop I liked this one
Piss me off and someone is going to get a ticket and I don't care who!!

[DiscGo]

Being a retired cop I liked this one
Piss me off and someone is going to get a ticket and I don't care who!!

[RugerShooter]