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  1. 03-12-2007, 01:54 PM #1
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    The Perfect Wal-Mart Greeter

    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
    her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
    the entrance.

    She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and
    wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.


    When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teet h with
    more than a few missing.

    The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
    children you've got there.
    Are they twins?"

    The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!
    The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would
    you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"

    "No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with
    you twice."
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    I need to figure out a way to work this line in to more conversations.

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  10. 03-13-2007, 10:15 AM #9
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    I have shared this a couple of times since you posted and the reaction is the same for everyone......
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