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03-07-2007, 10:25 AM #1
Women
CRAZY
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60
miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly
looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been
married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to
65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best
friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more
tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I
want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 80 . "I want the car, too," he continues.
85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the
credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to
him and smiles. "The airbag."
Moral of the Story : Women are crazy!!!!
Don't mess with them!!!
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03-07-2007 10:25 AM # ADS
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03-07-2007, 12:06 PM #2
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So true. Men are so cool! But it's a good think they can't live without us!
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