Wedding Night

[RugerShooter]

Michael and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go
back to Michael's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.



In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his
breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his
mom if Michael and Mary are up yet.



She replies, "No".



Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"



His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
school."



Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Michael and Mary up
yet?"



She replies, "No."



Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"



His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back
to school."



After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Michael and Mary up
yet?"



His mom says, "No."



He asks, "Do you know what I think?"



His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"



He says: "Last night Michael came to my room for the Vaseline and I
think.....I gave him my airplane glue."

[DiscGo]

Yikes.

[tanya]

ouch!!!!

[Mtnman1830]

gives the whole "til death do you part" a new meaning

[MTpockets]

At least it wasn't superglue.

[Sombeech]

"Stuck on you"

[Cirrus2000]

"Stuck on you"

ON?

[RugerShooter]

"Stuck on you"

ON?

or IN

[Sombeech]

All I can say is, free piggy back rides for life.