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    A good husband

    A good husband always does right by his wife...
    A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
    Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.
    One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was
    a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it
    again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
    They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
    "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
    bring her out of the coma."
    The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close
    the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
    wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no
    pulse, no heart rate.
    The nurses run back into the room.
    "What happened!?" they cried.
    The husband said, "I'm not sure....maybe she choked?

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    Could see that one coming about half-way through!


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    The caption for this should read "A Typical Husband"

    It was funny though.
    Never regret anything that made you smile!

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    Oh yeah.

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