Dumb Utah Laws

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Dumb Utah Laws
# It is against the law to fish from horseback.
# When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.
# It is illegal not to drink milk.
# It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
# Birds have the right of way on all highways.
# A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
# You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.
# It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
# It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
Kaysville
# You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.
Logan
# Women may not swear.
Monroe
# Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
Provo
# Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
Salt Lake City
# No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
Trout Creek
# Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.

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