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  1. 03-01-2007, 10:53 PM #1
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    Lesson for Tarzan

    When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and
    during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was.

    Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane
    said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it
    properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

    Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Tarzan check for squirrel."
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    Re: Lesson for Tarzan

    Quote Originally Posted by savanna3313
    When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and
    during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was.

    Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane
    said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it
    properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

    Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Tarzan check for squirrel."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    I got a better way of checkin' for squirrels
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    ok, what's the better way?
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