Too rushed to flush -- the Dump 'n Run Bandit

[Sombeech]

About an hour ago, the dude pictured below came into our business.



WARNING - GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION BELOW







He took a monster dump, and didn't flush. In fact, it wasn't even in the water.

My boss went in there 30 seconds later, and immediately ran back out from the hellacious smell. Widespread panic and rumors started to fly.

We went to the security camera, and spotted this Turd Bandit walking very swiftly out of the bathroom, and out of our building.

Then he came in about 45 minutes later because he forgot something in the rush. That's when I shot this secret picture with my cell phone.

If anybody sees this man in the SLC area, notify the authorities for illegal dumping.

[DiscGo]

I love that you got the guys picture

[MTpockets]

Yep. That's the guy that laid the 'proverbial egg.'

[REDFOX]

Sombeech is always prepared with a camera. I am surprised that he didn't get a picture of me about to puke from the stench.

[RugerShooter]

do you guys have nothing better to do down there then look on security film and see who is droping the big one.

[MTpockets]

Let me think. Uh. Like what better things did you have in mind?

[JP]

Somebody is going to see him