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02-12-2007, 10:42 PM #1
God vs Science
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says
to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore.
Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting . show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold
the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt.""My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5
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02-12-2007 10:42 PM # ADS
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02-16-2007, 09:50 AM #2
That's pretty good.
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02-16-2007, 03:35 PM #3
Oh Yea.
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