God vs Science

[DiscGo]

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says
to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore.

Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."

Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."


"Well, that's interesting . show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold
the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."

[Sombeech]

That's pretty good.

[MTpockets]

Oh Yea.