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    florida newspaper

    I couldnt resist when I read this!
    Fiction has nothing on the great state of Florida

    A news article from a Florida Newspaper (the Sun Sentinal) read ...

    "When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "... generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white powder." (That at least is the way the police described it.)

    A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdalepolice said "that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time."

    Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."

    Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's door step. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this note.
    It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."

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    That is fuuuuuny.
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