Dirk

**DirkHammergate** · 12-22-2006, 08:25 PM

Yea, I'm back for good. Commence praise, love, and glory in my general direction along with how bad you all missed me. Shower me with the well deserved attention I need/want/should always have from this little band of malcontents.

Yes, yes, I love each and eeeevery one of you.

xxoo

Dirk

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**accadacca** · 12-22-2006, 08:33 PM

Welcome back sledgehammer! Hows life?

**Iceaxe** · 12-22-2006, 08:33 PM

**DirkHammergate** · 12-22-2006, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by accadacca

Welcome back sledgehammer! Hows life?

Mmmm, its getting better and better each day, its good enough to slap on the Ziggy Stardust alter ego, that's saying something.

Actually have been thinking about making an appearance for a couple weeks, seems to be moving a little more these days.

Thanks and I'll probably stay pretty active here. Its a great forum.

**DirkHammergate** · 12-22-2006, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by Iceaxe

MMMmmmm, she/he's a beauty, perfect Hammer material, 10 cents on the dollar and I could flip her/him for a profit. Oh yea..

**DirkHammergate** · 12-22-2006, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by DirkHammergate

MMMmmmm, she/he's a beauty, perfect Hammer material, 10 cents on the dollar and I could flip her/him for a profit. Oh yea..

Your lives all just got exponentially better thanks to me. There is plenty more good material in my semi empty noggin. Just keep bringing it Ice.

**accadacca** · 12-22-2006, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by DirkHammergate

Mmmm, its getting better and better each day, its good enough to slap on the Ziggy Stardust alter ego, that's saying something.

Actually have been thinking about making an appearance for a couple weeks, seems to be moving a little more these days.

Thanks and I'll probably stay pretty active here. Its a great forum.

Good to hear, you big brute. We've been missing your warm pimp fur coat.

Seriously though, good to hear man.

**DirkHammergate** · 12-22-2006, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by accadacca

Good to hear, you big brute. We've been missing your warm pimp fur coat.

Seriously though, good to hear man.

Big Brute, I haven't been called that since, well, damn, never.... the fur is history along with the cat, my dog (that one hurts), she got the bong, I got the ceramic pipe, I got almost all of the camping gear (that ruled), but in the end she got most of it, its cool. We did split the porn, I demanded the Jenna Jameson girl on girl porn scene of the year 2004. That was a close one but I held my ground...

**accadacca** · 12-22-2006, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by DirkHammergate

I demanded the Jenna Jameson girl on girl porn scene of the year 2004. That was a close one but I held my ground...

**greyhair biker** · 12-23-2006, 03:28 AM

pretty awesome dude ! Glad your back - the newbys on here dont know what theyre in for!

**DirkHammergate** · 12-23-2006, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by greyhair biker

pretty awesome dude ! Glad your back - the newbys on here dont know what theyre in for!

Thanks, in actuality anyone who knows me, knows I'm just a puddy tat that loves to be petted, stroked, and paid attention too. Thus the ZiggyStardust get up. I actually got invited to a rockin New Years Party that seems to always devolve into nudity in hot-tubs around 2 AM each year. I'm calling 2007 the "Year of Opportunity" hopefully it starts off with a bang.

**tanya** · 12-23-2006, 09:26 PM

How many pimps are on this site

I'm scared!

**DirkHammergate** · 12-23-2006, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by tanya

How many pimps are on this site

I'm scared!

Just me, just Dirk, just the Hammer.

Wait, I think Sombeech pimp'd out his cat once, yeah, make that Two pimps plus two more in the 3rd person.

**tanya** · 12-23-2006, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by DirkHammergate

Originally Posted by tanya

How many pimps are on this site

I'm scared!

Just me, just Dirk, just the Hammer.

Wait, I think Sombeech pimp'd out his cat once, yeah, make that Two pimps plus two more in the 3rd person.

Yeah, we don't count Pimp Dog --- Shane

**Heather** · 12-23-2006, 10:30 PM

I don't know you, but ummm welcome back. Does a newbie have such an honor of welcoming a pimp back? Ah well, who cares. :p

**Sombeech** · 12-23-2006, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by Heather

Does a newbie have such an honor of welcoming a pimp back?

You're female. Dirk will let you welcome him anytime.

**Heather** · 12-23-2006, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by Sombeech

Originally Posted by Heather

Does a newbie have such an honor of welcoming a pimp back?

You're female. Dirk will let you welcome him anytime.

Garsh...I'm not going to respect myself in the morning since I replied to this thread...am I? :)

**Iceaxe** · 12-24-2006, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by DirkHammergate

I actually got invited to a rockin New Years Party that seems to always devolve into nudity in hot-tubs around 2 AM each year.

Just remember.... if you fart it's called a jacuzzi....

**DirkHammergate** · 12-24-2006, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by Heather

Originally Posted by Sombeech

Originally Posted by Heather

Does a newbie have such an honor of welcoming a pimp back?

You're female. Dirk will let you welcome him anytime.

Garsh...I'm not going to respect myself in the morning since I replied to this thread...am I? :)

It depends, responding is usually where the fun begins and Sombeech is right I'm a sucker for 51 percent of this world's populace.

LJ · 12-24-2006, 07:39 PM

Oh LoveHammer - Are you really back this time or are you going to break this girl's heart again by leaving? It is just not close to as much fun around here without you!

LJ

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