To Much Beer

[Windwalker]

The Five Little Piggies.


Five Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"We would like two Sprites," said the first two little piggies.

"We would like a couple Cokes," said the second two little piggies.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the fifth little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"We want two nice big steaks," said the first two piggies.

"We would like visit the salad bar," said the second two piggies.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the fifth little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the

table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"We want a couple banana splits," said the first two piggies.

"We want two root beer floats," said the second pair of piggies.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the fifth little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the fifth little piggy,"

"But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"


You're gonna LOVE this...


The fifth little piggy says -

"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!


YES, I know it's pretty lame but I got a chuckle out of it!

[tanya]

[Scott Card]

Ok I am sure I will re-tell this a few times today but my secretary brought up a valid point... shouldn't it be five piggies at dinner not three?

[Windwalker]

Ok I am sure I will re-tell this a few times today but my secretary brought up a valid point... shouldn't it be five piggies at dinner not three?

Valid Point?? Sounds like a lawyer talking. But I do stand corrected, and have edited the joke for the piggy purists.