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  1. 11-14-2006, 12:56 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by JamisJockey
    I wish I were the last man on earth!
    granted, but the only woman on earth is Janet Reno


    I wish I won the 500 billion dollar lottery
    It's only "science" if it supports the narrative.
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  3. 11-14-2006, 12:58 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by savanna3313
    I wish I could time travel.

    granted, but the Delorean breaks down, leaving you stranded in the stone age.


    I wish I were Mark Cuban
    It's only "science" if it supports the narrative.
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  4. 11-14-2006, 01:00 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgremlin
    Quote Originally Posted by savanna3313
    I wish I could time travel.

    granted, but the Delorean breaks down, leaving you stranded in the stone age.


    I wish I were Mark Cuban
    Granted - except you look like Don Knotts and have a 2" appendage for a hoo-haw.

    I wish I could retire.
    Never regret anything that made you smile!
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  5. 11-14-2006, 01:02 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by savanna3313
    I wish I could retire.
    granted, but you are struck by a car and paralized from the neck down on your first day of retirement.

    I wish I got paid to surf the net all day long
    It's only "science" if it supports the narrative.
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  6. 11-14-2006, 01:06 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgremlin
    I wish I got paid to surf the net all day long


    Ok - granted. You are now Sombeech!

    I want to find the perfect man.
    Never regret anything that made you smile!
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  7. 11-14-2006, 01:09 PM #26
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    I want to find the perfect man.
    Poof. You are now a man.

    I wish I was a better climber.
    Utah is a very special and unique place. There is no where else like it on earth. Please take care of it and keep the remaining wild areas in pristine condition. The world will be a better place if you do.
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  8. 11-14-2006, 01:10 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgremlin
    Quote Originally Posted by JamisJockey
    I wish I were the last man on earth!
    granted, but the only woman on earth is Janet Reno


    I wish I won the 500 billion dollar lottery
    Granted, but due to inflation and taxes you only get $100 bucks.

    I wish I had a 'fro like sombeech!
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  9. 11-14-2006, 01:12 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by JamisJockey
    I wish I had a 'fro like sombeech!
    Poof - your wish is granted. Except the fro is not on your head.

    I wish we could have Mardi Gras here in Salt Lake every year.
    Never regret anything that made you smile!
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  10. 11-14-2006, 01:14 PM #29
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    I wish we could have Mardi Gras here in Salt Lake every year.
    Poof, SLC is hit by the next hurricane.

    I wish I was better looking.
    Utah is a very special and unique place. There is no where else like it on earth. Please take care of it and keep the remaining wild areas in pristine condition. The world will be a better place if you do.
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  11. 11-14-2006, 01:17 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Patterson
    I wish I was better looking.
    Poof, you are now a major stud. Only you're gay.

    I wish I had singing talent.
    Never regret anything that made you smile!
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  12. 11-14-2006, 01:22 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Patterson
    I wish we could have Mardi Gras here in Salt Lake every year.
    Poof, SLC is hit by the next hurricane.

    I wish I was better looking.
    Poof, you just became me!

    I wish I were biking right now instead of sitting on my fat ass.
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  13. 11-14-2006, 02:15 PM #32
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    Poof, but then your kid starts crying and wants his Big Wheel back.

    I wish I had a brand new Dodge Durango.
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  14. 11-14-2006, 02:18 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewhaha
    Poof, but then your kid starts crying and wants his Big Wheel back.

    I wish I had a brand new Dodge Durango.

    Poof but you wrapped your Dodge Durango around a tree...



    I wish I was around the campfire with the Uutah.com crew instead of heading to the boring gym tonight.....
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/1892540827/ref=dp_image_z_0?ie=UTF8&n=283155&s=books

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  15. 11-14-2006, 02:22 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by tanya
    I wish I was around the campfire with the Uutah.com crew instead of heading to the boring gym tonight.....[/color]
    Poof.... but then you discover we are all really only 12 y/o and playing on daddys computer.

    Wish I had some good BBQ right now.
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  16. 11-14-2006, 02:30 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    Quote Originally Posted by tanya
    I wish I was around the campfire with the Uutah.com crew instead of heading to the boring gym tonight.....[/color]
    Poof.... but then you discover we are all really only 12 y/o and playing on daddys computer.

    Wish I had some good BBQ right now.

    Poof... granted.. and served by hot babes.... but then their boyfriends mess you up bad

    I wish ......... (this is hard when I know you guys will crush it)

    For..... dang.. its really hard to say wishes too

    I wish for..... Savanna to catch the man of her dreams. SOMBEECH!
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    Poof, but you later discover your dog is missing.

    I wish I wasn't spending Christmas with the in-laws.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewhaha
    Poof, but you later discover your dog is missing.

    I wish I wasn't spending Christmas with the in-laws.

    Are you calling 'Beech a DOG! What timing
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    Do you believe in coincidence?

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  20. 11-14-2006, 02:35 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by tanya
    Quote Originally Posted by Brewhaha
    Poof, but then your kid starts crying and wants his Big Wheel back.

    I wish I had a brand new Dodge Durango.


    I wish I was around the campfire with the Uutah.com crew instead of heading to the boring gym tonight.....

    Poof....but we're all nekkid!

    I wish Tanya was nekkid....
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    I wish I wasn't spending Christmas with the in-laws.
    Poof, you're spending it with my inlaws.

    I wish this country had a better president.
    Utah is a very special and unique place. There is no where else like it on earth. Please take care of it and keep the remaining wild areas in pristine condition. The world will be a better place if you do.
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