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    ....now how can you mess up THAT wish now you have to take all that $$$ flowing out of your wallet and get Tanya back to Hawaii where I will be on the beach waiting for the party ...I wish I was stuck in Hawaii for the winter months & then got to come back here

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    Quote Originally Posted by greyhair biker
    ....now how can you mess up THAT wish now you have to take all that $$$ flowing out of your wallet and get Tanya back to Hawaii where I will be on the beach waiting for the party ...I wish I was stuck in Hawaii for the winter months & then got to come back here

    We all make it to Hawaii and your wives show up and ruin my fun.


    I wish every school (ours in particular) would have different 2 week breaks through the school year so everyone did not rush out at the same time for vacations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greyhair biker
    ...so, we'll make it a big 'group thing' and make sure the sand gets cleaned out of all the cracks & crevASSes..

    You forgot to wish again handsome! Unless that big group thing is a wish.


    Poof! Wish Granted....... but a big wave comes up and although all gets cleaned out, it ruins our fun.


    I wish it was 80 degrees here all week!

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    POOF! but now everything melts and flash floods...not hiking for you....OUCH! I am mean...but it will pass 'cause now it's WARM!
    ...I wish I was off tomorrow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by greyhair biker
    ...I wish I was off tomorrow...
    Granted, you're fired!


    I wish that Vegetables tastes like Cotton Candy.
    "My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5

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    POOF! now vegetables taste like cotton candy...see, it's already corrupt.
    I wish I had as many testicles as Chuck Norris...yeah, that's right, SIX

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    Quote Originally Posted by greyhair biker
    POOF! now vegetables taste like cotton candy...see, it's already corrupt.
    I wish I had as many testicles as Chuck Norris...yeah, that's right, SIX

    I am so sorry... but wish granted


    I wish I got cruise for Christmas

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    Granted, but it's the 2007 Titanic story. You'll be missed here on the site.


    I wish that Ohio had mountains and cool outdoorsy stuff to do. (I'm stuck here for another 2 weeks)
    "My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscGolfDivers
    Granted, but it's the 2007 Titanic story. You'll be missed here on the site.


    I wish that Ohio had mountains and cool outdoorsy stuff to do. (I'm stuck here for another 2 weeks)
    ~sniffle~ You killed me

    Granted! Poof! You find outdoor stuff to do...... and it's cool out, but its painting the house and such.

    I wish everyone got something they wanted today.

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    POOF! granted but now you have to go out and buy gadgets to go with the stuff you got.....I wish I was going on the cruise too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by greyhair biker
    POOF! granted but now you have to go out and buy gadgets to go with the stuff you got.....I wish I was going on the cruise too!
    Granted - Poof! But we end up on the same cruise That could be trouble.

    I wish ------- I think I am out of wishes?

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    I found a wish!!!!

    Dang site wont let me grab the photos though!

    I want some of these

    http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/...37620307ZlVhWJ

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    I want some of these
    Granted, but now they are the only men that will go out with you.

    I wish it wouldn't get much below -30 here for the rest of the winter.
    Utah is a very special and unique place. There is no where else like it on earth. Please take care of it and keep the remaining wild areas in pristine condition. The world will be a better place if you do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Patterson
    I want some of these
    Granted, but now they are the only men that will go out with you.

    I wish it wouldn't get much below -30 here for the rest of the winter.


    That was too cruel.


    I wish someone would come to my house and put away all the Christmas stuff

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    HO,HO,HO! Sorry, I only hand 'em out, I dont clean up the mess
    ...I wish I had the super powers I dreamt about last night...flying, teleportation, ESP...you know, nothing special

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    Quote Originally Posted by greyhair biker
    HO,HO,HO! Sorry, I only hand 'em out, I dont clean up the mess
    ...I wish I had the super powers I dreamt about last night...flying, teleportation, ESP...you know, nothing special

    Granted! Poof! But you teleport to the wrong bed and even your super powers cannot save you.


    I wish I could make all the world's children happy this season.

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    Oh, I could open THAT one up but I wont
    ...POOF! you did but now you have to work all year - for the government - to pay for it all and ....naw, that's bad enough...I cant do any worse

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    Quote Originally Posted by greyhair biker
    Oh, I could open THAT one up but I wont
    ...POOF! you did but now you have to work all year - for the government - to pay for it all and ....naw, that's bad enough...I cant do any worse
    ..I wish I could eat anything all I wanted over the holidays and not gain a pound...

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    Quote Originally Posted by greyhair biker
    Quote Originally Posted by greyhair biker
    Oh, I could open THAT one up but I wont
    ...POOF! you did but now you have to work all year - for the government - to pay for it all and ....naw, that's bad enough...I cant do any worse
    ..I wish I could eat anything all I wanted over the holidays and not gain a pound...
    Poof - your wish is granted. Unfortunately, all you want to eat is dry lettuce and radishes.

    I wish that the holidays could last just a little longer....
    Never regret anything that made you smile!

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