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    Corrupt a Wish

    Write a wish.
    The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it!
    Then (s)he writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

    Example:
    1st person: I wish I had a million dollars.
    2nd person: Granted, but you stole it from a bank so now you're doing life in prison.

    I'll start.

    I wish there was a universal ban on moustaches.
    "My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Quote Originally Posted by DiscGolfDivers
    I wish there was a universal ban on moustaches.
    Granted, but moustache rides are also banned.

    I wish mullets were back in style.

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    Wish Granted! But only on women.



    I wish I had a 12 inch pianist. (wait, how's that joke go?)
    It's my job to call the BS around here. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by price1869
    I wish I had a 12 inch pianist. (wait, how's that joke go?)
    Granted, but that's all 12 inches of Liberace.

    I wish I was invisible.

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    This thread is too funny! Mustache rides are banned....
    Office Spacing
    verb

    When a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sombeech
    I wish I was invisible.
    Granted but as you go hiking you are run over by a 4wheeler and die.

    I wish that I could get paid to just play around in the outdoors.
    "My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscGolfDivers
    I wish that I could get paid to just play around in the outdoors.
    Granted but as you go hiking you are run over by a 4wheeler and die.
    Office Spacing
    verb

    When a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers.



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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgremlin
    Quote Originally Posted by DiscGolfDivers
    I wish that I could get paid to just play around in the outdoors.
    Granted but as you go hiking you are run over by a 4wheeler and die.

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    I wish I was fishing

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    Quote Originally Posted by JamisJockey
    I wish I was fishing
    wish granted, but you catch nothing but carp all day
    Office Spacing
    verb

    When a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers.



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    DickHead
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgremlin
    Quote Originally Posted by JamisJockey
    I wish I was fishing
    wish granted, but you catch nothing but carp all day
    I thought you were suppossed to ruin my wish? Try harder, dude.

    Carp rock!

    I've seen 20+lb carp in the middle weber. If'n I could get them to take a fly I'd be in heaven.

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    Hey Rock.... you keep screwing this up.... ya also need to ask for a wish

    I wish Rock would stop mucking this up.

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    DickHead
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    Hey Rock.... you keep screwing this up.... ya also need to ask for a wish

    I wish Rock would stop mucking this up.
    Granted, but all his ideas are weak.
    I wish I was surrounded by the sweedish bikini team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JamisJockey
    I wish I was surrounded by the sweedish bikini team.
    Granted... but it's the men's team.

    I wish I had a beer.

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    I wish I was surrounded by the sweedish bikini team.
    Poof! Shane and Sombeech are the only ones on the bikini team.

    (Just kidding guys couldn't resist!)

    I wish all the members of uutah.com joined SUWA.

    Edit: Oops, looks like Shane beat me to it.
    Utah is a very special and unique place. There is no where else like it on earth. Please take care of it and keep the remaining wild areas in pristine condition. The world will be a better place if you do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    I wish I had a beer.
    granted, but it's Pabst Blue Ribbon

    I wish I were as cool as Jamis and Shane
    Office Spacing
    verb

    When a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers.



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    DickHead
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    Quote Originally Posted by JamisJockey
    I wish I was surrounded by the sweedish bikini team.
    Granted... but it's the men's team.

    I wish I had a beer.
    Granted, but its Old Milwaukes and you had to pay for it.



    I wish I was a porn star!

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    DickHead
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Patterson
    I wish I was surrounded by the sweedish bikini team.
    Poof! Shane and Sombeech are the only ones on the bikini team.

    (Just kidding guys couldn't resist!)

    I wish all the members of uutah.com joined SUWA.

    Edit: Oops, looks like Shane beat me to it.

    Granted, but then with the sudden influx of funding SUWA became sucessful at shutting off all public access to government lands.


    I wish I were the last man on earth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JamisJockey
    I wish I were the last man on earth!
    Granted. But the earth has been totally destroyed by meteors and nuclear bombs and is basically uninhabitable.

    I wish I could time travel.

    Never regret anything that made you smile!

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