Top 10 Reasons Why Halloween is Better Than Sex

[savanna3313]

Top Ten Reasons Why Halloween is Better Than
~~ SEX ~~

~~10~~ You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack


~~9~~ If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again


~~8~~ The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some


~~7~~ You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy


~~6~~ The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else


~~5~~ 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy


~~4~~ If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months


~~3~~ It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning


~~2~~ Much less guilt the next morning


~~1~~ If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!

[tanya]

I love it!

[Iceaxe]

If you think Halloween is better then sex I'm guessing you are not doing something right....

[tanya]

If you think Halloween is better then sex I'm guessing you are not doing something right....

Maybe you should come and teach us.

[savanna3313]

If you think Halloween is better then sex I'm guessing you are not doing something right....

Maybe you should come and teach us.

I don't know........let's see - a 3 minute bout of passion compared to free chocolate all night ??? hmmmmmm.......

Good grief darlin'! I didn't write the damn thing - I just printed it because I thought it was funny. btw ...... I agree with Tanya. Perhaps that can be your next book......."How to "do it" right"

[tanya]

If you think Halloween is better then sex I'm guessing you are not doing something right....

Maybe you should come and teach us.

I don't know........let's see - a 3 minute bout of passion compared to free chocolate all night ??? hmmmmmm.......



Good grief darlin'! I didn't write the damn thing - I just printed it because I thought it was funny. btw ...... I agree with Tanya. Perhaps that can be your next book......."How to "do it" right"


The perfect halloween...

Doing it right for Shane..... Young female, super high heeled shoes, short skirt that covers only have the buttox, push up bra barely covering 36DDD breasts, long - bare tanned legs, long hair, full lips and an intense desire for 46 year old white hair men.



Do I have it right Shane?

[Iceaxe]

intense desire for 46 year old white hair men.

Just remember... us old guys know stuff

[Windwalker]

Just remember... us old guys know stuff

Thirty years of being a cop and I "NEVER" had any partner near that nice. Imagine going to a bar fight, the only thing I'd have to pick up off the floor would have been the dropped jaws.

Ice Axe is right "Just remember... us old guys know stuff "
We have to, it makes up for everything else we've lost over the years.

[Alex]

Well share it with us young studs then!

[tanya]

Thirty years of being a cop and I "NEVER" had any partner near that nice. Imagine going to a bar fight, the only thing I'd have to pick up off the floor would have been the dropped jaws.

Ice Axe is right "Just remember... us old guys know stuff "
We have to, it makes up for everything else we've lost over the years.

You get no argument from me. With a few rare exceptions men are best after age 40!

[Alex]

So what happened to the whole theory of "Women peak late, while men peak early?"

[savanna3313]

So what happened to the whole theory of "Women peak late, while men peak early?"

It's more of a *quality vs quantity* thing. Of course, if you find a man who can combine both, then make sure you hide him from your girlfriends!

[tanya]

So what happened to the whole theory of "Women peak late, while men peak early?"

Younger men want sex, lots of it. They are sweet... sexy.... charming.. hard to resist. But --- Older men get more perverted and caring in some interesting ways. Older men have also learned to appreciate sex more. I like how a grey haired man looks too. Lines of maturity are sexy in men ---- Like in your boating photo... I love the wrinkles that show when you smile.

Or maybe you are right and it is just us women and I am assuming that the older men are the same? hmmmmmm?

[tanya]

So what happened to the whole theory of "Women peak late, while men peak early?"

It's more of a *quality vs quantity* thing. Of course, if you find a man who can combine both, then make sure you hide him from your girlfriends!

See! Savanah knows! As usual she is spot on!

[Alex]

See! Savanah knows! As usual she is spot on!

Call me perverted or whatever, but the words "spot on" totally meant different meaning to me after I read it.....this whole thread and those words made me think of totally something different....something that Shane would brag about.

[savanna3313]

See! Savanah knows! As usual she is spot on!

Call me perverted or whatever, but the words "spot on" totally meant different meaning to me after I read it.....this whole thread and those words made me think of totally something different....something that Shane would brag about.

Hmmm.......I thought Tanya meant that I was "right on the mark", "totally correct", "hitting the nail on the head" etc....etc..... maybe I am wrong?? If so......enlighten me.

[Alex]

nevermind, must be that English to Russian and back to English translation... always gets me in the end

[savanna3313]

nevermind, must be that English to Russian and back to English translation... always gets me in the end

My ex-brother in law used to use that excuse. He was from Iran and always blamed any language issues on that Farsi/English translation. I have Russian clients.....maybe they will translate for me. (just kidding!!)

[tanya]

[quote="Kazak"]

Call me perverted or whatever, but the words "spot on" totally meant different meaning to me after I read it.....this whole thread and those words made me think of totally something different....something that Shane would brag about.

Educate us. I want to know.

[Alex]

My ex-brother in law used to use that excuse. He was from Iran and always blamed any language issues on that Farsi/English translation. I have Russian clients.....maybe they will translate for me. (just kidding!!)

Oh oh.... shhhh don't blow my cover That's how I got "A"s in college