Think Before You Wish

[moabfool]

Two friends found themselves in a life boat after the ship they were sailing on sank. As they rowed around in the debris of the wreck looking for things to help them survive, they came across an old oil lamp. One of the buddies pulled the lamp out of the water and began to wipe it off. Soon a powerful genie appeared.

"Thank you for freeing me from the lamp," the genie boomed. "I will grant you one wish, any wish you may desire."

Upon hearing this the man who rubbed the lamp blurted out "I WISH THE ENTIRE OCEAN WAS NOTHING BUT BEER!" His wish was quickly granted and the ocean from horizon to horizon was nothing but the finest beer either of them had ever tasted.

"YOU IDIOT," the other friend shouted. "YOU'VE GOTTA THINK BEFORE YOU JUST GO WISHING FOR STUFF. NOW WE HAFTA PEE IN THE BOAT."