The Blonde & the Windows

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Dear Diary:

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double pane energy efficient kind, but this week, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been
completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo?

Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last
year*that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo?

It's been a year! (I told him.) There was only silence at the other end
of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He didn't call back.

I guess I won that stupid argument!!