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    A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn
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    Re: marriage

    [quote=funintheslots]A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn

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    [quote=funintheslots]The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?
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    [quote=rockgremlin][quote=funintheslots]The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tanya
    I assumed she was under-age and having sex with an older man, so the dad could send the older man off to jail by just calling the police.
    Ya, I know. But was he gonna pull the trigger, or call the police if the guy didn't marry his daughter? Which one? And why threaten with a call to police if he has a much more influential item pointed right at his face?!

    It just sounds so ridiculous. Wouldn't you be confused if someone stuck the end of a shotgun in your face, and then shouted "I'm gonna call the police if....!"

    So are they gonna shoot or call the police on you? Which one?
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    ??? I don't understand why there is a problem with the Joke. ??? It's a lite hearted spoof of time served in marriage vs time served in jail ........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Windwalker
    ??? I don't understand why there is a problem with the Joke. ??? It's a lite hearted spoof of time served in marriage vs time served in jail ........

    nevermind...

    I get the joke. I got the joke the first time. In fact, I got the joke when I heard it years ago when it was told to me. However, after re-reading it, I got to thinking to myself.......why would someone threaten to call the cops if they're pointing a gun at someone?

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    ""You all are looking at the forest......I am focusing on a tree.""

    Stop it. Your starting to sound like a lawyer.
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