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  1. 03-20-2006, 08:54 AM #21
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    Dirk's always bragging about how his wife will hit this or hit that. What's she missing out on? What's Dirk doing wrong? Maybe he needs to wear piggy-tails for her.
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  3. 03-20-2006, 09:24 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scat
    Maybe he needs to wear piggy-tails for her.
    She likes it when I do that...
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  4. 03-20-2006, 12:38 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by LJ
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    I'll do my best to stay on top!
    Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
    mhh this look like a girl fight
    do you prefer rolling on chocolate or soap foam?
    off course only ladies allowed to whatch
    Chocolate it is. Maybe we could let Dirk watch?
    This is a quality post, I just thought I'd remind everyone as such.

    Carry on.
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  5. 03-20-2006, 03:38 PM #24
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    You just want to make sure it stays on the top
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  6. 03-21-2006, 01:43 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by nitmik
    You just want to make sure it stays on the top
    The chocolate or the piggy tails?
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  7. 03-21-2006, 02:38 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by LJ
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    Quote Originally Posted by LJ
    I'll do my best to stay on top!
    Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
    mhh this look like a girl fight
    do you prefer rolling on chocolate or soap foam?
    off course only ladies allowed to whatch
    Chocolate it is. Maybe we could let Dirk watch?
    mmhhh perhaps if wife is going to join us in the kiddy pool filled with chocolate and he is wearing his famous white fur jacket and the pimp official sunglasses
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  8. 03-21-2006, 04:19 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by hesse15
    Quote Originally Posted by LJ
    Quote Originally Posted by hesse15
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    Quote Originally Posted by LJ
    I'll do my best to stay on top!
    Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
    mhh this look like a girl fight
    do you prefer rolling on chocolate or soap foam?
    off course only ladies allowed to whatch
    Chocolate it is. Maybe we could let Dirk watch?
    mmhhh perhaps if wife is going to join us in the kiddy pool filled with chocolate and he is wearing his famous white fur jacket and the pimp official sunglasses
    Don't feed the_Pimp.... I will say this, Mr and Mrs HammerGate are pretty handy with a camcorder while maximizing subtle lighting for effect. If you don't mind I'll just put up a tripod, toss off the fur and we'll see what happens.


    Everyone must refer to me as DHGPimp. That's my new handle.
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