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  1. 03-17-2006, 11:53 AM #1
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    Female UUtah Members

    My alter ego is in love with.

    1) LJ
    2) Hesse
    3) Savannah
    4) Superriffic*

    I'll add more later
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  3. 03-17-2006, 01:19 PM #2
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    Oh Dirk... (insert blond emoticon batting eyelashes here)

    Our online alter egos love you too!
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  4. 03-17-2006, 01:19 PM #3
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    I'm hurt not to be included. Don't you remember Moab?
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  5. 03-17-2006, 01:21 PM #4
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    Springdale? Isn't that the heroin capitol of Utah?
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  6. 03-17-2006, 01:21 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scat
    I'm hurt not to be included. Don't you remember Moab?
    How many times do I have to rebuff your sexual advances? I won't and never will be your Heath Ledger fella... I'm an LJ man.
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  7. 03-17-2006, 01:22 PM #6
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    Whereabouts in Moab do you live Scat?
    It's only "science" if it supports the narrative.
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  8. 03-17-2006, 01:22 PM #7
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    I know you weren't that drunk. You have to remeber the Dirty Sanchez I gave you. It made you convulse!
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  9. 03-17-2006, 01:23 PM #8
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    Re: Female UUtah Members

    Quote Originally Posted by DirkHammergate
    My alter ego is in love with.

    1) LJ
    2) Hesse
    3) Savannah
    4) Superriffic*

    I'll add more later
    I'm flattered as well. (insert brunette emoticon batting eyelashes) In fact, my alter-ego was wondering what your alter-ego is doing tomorrow night.
    Never regret anything that made you smile!
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  10. 03-17-2006, 01:23 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by LJ
    Oh Dirk... (insert blond emoticon batting eyelashes here)

    Our online alter egos love you too!
    LJ, don't listen to this Scat, officially he's some sort of ego manic beyond anything you've seen here. Dismiss anything he posts.

    PS - Feels good to be numero uno, eh?
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  11. 03-17-2006, 01:24 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgremlin
    Whereabouts in Moab do you live Scat?
    nevermind...I know where this is going...
    It's only "science" if it supports the narrative.
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  12. 03-17-2006, 01:25 PM #11
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    Re: Female UUtah Members

    Quote Originally Posted by savanna3313
    Quote Originally Posted by DirkHammergate
    My alter ego is in love with.

    1) LJ
    2) Hesse
    3) Savannah
    4) Superriffic*

    I'll add more later
    I'm flattered as well. (insert brunette emoticon batting eyelashes) In fact, my alter-ego was wondering what your alter-ego is doing tomorrow night.
    I may need to introduce you to my not so alter egoish wife. I'm sure we'd have a great time.
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  13. 03-17-2006, 01:26 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by DirkHammergate
    Quote Originally Posted by LJ
    Oh Dirk... (insert blond emoticon batting eyelashes here)

    Our online alter egos love you too!
    LJ, don't listen to this Scat, officially he's some sort of ego manic beyond anything you've seen here. Dismiss anything he posts.

    PS - Feels good to be numero uno, eh?
    Geez, that's like the pot calling the kettle black.
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  14. 03-17-2006, 01:43 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by DirkHammergate
    Quote Originally Posted by LJ
    Oh Dirk... (insert blond emoticon batting eyelashes here)

    Our online alter egos love you too!
    LJ, don't listen to this Scat, officially he's some sort of ego manic beyond anything you've seen here. Dismiss anything he posts.

    PS - Feels good to be numero uno, eh?
    He's already dismissed.

    PS - Why yes it does, I'll do my best to stay on top!
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  15. 03-17-2006, 02:04 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by LJ
    I'll do my best to stay on top!
    Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
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  16. 03-17-2006, 02:28 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    Quote Originally Posted by LJ
    I'll do my best to stay on top!
    Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
    tooooo funny
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  17. 03-17-2006, 02:40 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    Quote Originally Posted by LJ
    I'll do my best to stay on top!
    Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
    mhh this look like a girl fight
    do you prefer rolling on chocolate or soap foam?
    off course only ladies allowed to whatch
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  18. 03-17-2006, 02:52 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    Quote Originally Posted by LJ
    I'll do my best to stay on top!
    Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
    Yeah - men really like rodeo sex. They only have to worry about hanging on for 8 seconds!
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  19. 03-17-2006, 03:01 PM #18
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    Rodeo Sex Defined.....

    Its when you mount your partner and then whisper in their ear....... "I have Aids"....... Then ya see if you can hang on for 8 seconds without getting bucked off......
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  20. 03-17-2006, 03:56 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by hesse15
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    Quote Originally Posted by LJ
    I'll do my best to stay on top!
    Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
    mhh this look like a girl fight
    do you prefer rolling on chocolate or soap foam?
    off course only ladies allowed to whatch
    Chocolate it is. Maybe we could let Dirk watch?
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  21. 03-17-2006, 06:49 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by LJ
    Quote Originally Posted by hesse15
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    Quote Originally Posted by LJ
    I'll do my best to stay on top!
    Yeehaw..... rodeo sex?!?!
    mhh this look like a girl fight
    do you prefer rolling on chocolate or soap foam?
    off course only ladies allowed to whatch
    Chocolate it is. Maybe we could let Dirk watch?
    What just happened? I got busy.... whatever you two are doing, proceed, continue, I freaking am so in love.

    FYI - I passed it by Mrs_HammerGate, she'd be into you..... both.
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