Brokeback Mountain - Part Deux

[Iceaxe]

I know....we're beating a dead horse here....but I still thought these were funny



TITLES THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT before they settled on

"Brokeback Mountain"



10. " Damn My Ass is Sore"

9. " The Horse Lisperer"

8. " Oklahomo" my personal favorite

7. " Humpback Mountain"

6. " Little Bathhouse on the Prairie"

5. " Lasso my Asso"

4. " Cowboys' Leapfrog"

3. " Clint Eastwood's Nightmare"

2. " How the West was Hung"





and the # 1 title that didn't make it ---





1. " Fist Full of Cowboy "

[PunchKing]

Try this one on for size and it may have all ready been used but "Fishing in the Mud"

The grossest title I could come up with

[savanna3313]

How about......

*Lust in the Dust*

*The Magnificent Seven.....inches*

*High Nooner*



Ok...ok....

Live and let live....and to each his/her own, but I can't help but feel rather sad when an American icon for machoism - The Cowboy - has now been given a gay flair. Next you're going to see those guys from Queer eye braiding and streaking the horse's manes, putting patterns and rhinestones on chaps, show tunes around the campfire, etc...etc..etc..

[donny h]

I wanna' play, mods feel free to delete if I cross the line...

Fistful of Condoms

The Man Who Did Liberty Valance

The Good, The Bad, and the Slippery

High Plains Poofter

For a Few Dollars More-You Two Could Get a Room

Seven Brothers for Seven Brothers

and my new favorite...

Rooster Cockburn

[cachehiker]

HERE'S A FEW MORE:

JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON

POLESMOKE

BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUMDANCE KID

HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG

THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER

DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID

VERY RAW HIDE

LONESOME DOUG

A FISTFUL OF NED

HI, PLAINS DRIFTER!

QUICKLY DOWN UNDER

BAREBACK MOUNTING

BONE-NANZA

DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS

HOME ON THE RANGER

PRANCES WITH WOLVES

BALONEY PONY RODEO

TUBESTEAK COWBOYS

HUNG SLINGER

[savanna3313]

Somebody stop us!!!!!!!!!


John Wayne and James Stewart are rolling over in their graves now, but how about:

Jism Trail

The Man Who Popped Liberty Valence

My Darling Clem

Flaming Saddles

Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Is that your 6 Shooter or are you just glad to see me?


Since we are on the subject (again) I will post my inspirational poster again.....

[Iceaxe]

Reach around Ridge

Wyatt Slurp

Gloryhole Gulch

[greyhair biker]

just doesn't get old

[Windwalker]

just doesn't get old

[Sombeech]

behind the scenes

[Iceaxe]

It just never gets old
http://www.starz.com/features/brokeb...ain/index.html

[Sombeech]

It just never gets old
http://www.starz.com/features/brokeb...ain/index.html

Looks like I've got the plot down now. Thanks! Now I won't worry about "missing out" on anything.

[greyhair biker]

These boys musta learnt how to 'back up a truck' early on

[Sombeech]

Hey, we appreciate the link, just make sure we get a little warning.

I opened this up at work, and had a little "situation". There's some hardcore stuff on this link.

I tried to copy just the video over, but no go. We really need to keep this forum "office approved".

Thanks.

[basilone0331]

Wow I am sorry about that , when I posted it there was a different set of ads , I didn't know they changed. I hope I didn't get you in too much trouble.

[Iceaxe]

Ya... imagine my surprise when I found out there were hundreds of girls just waiting to have sex with me

[BTTAndy]

I have not seen the movie but here is a local take people in Michigan are joking about. Steve Mariucci and Tom Izzo have been friends since childhood in Iron Mountain, Michigan.

http://www.wrif.com/dm/
Keep it clean guys!

[canyonphile]

Ya... imagine my surprise when I found out there were hundreds of girls just waiting to have sex with me

...and willing to show you pictures of their working "parts"

I'd never seen that site before...boy o boy....and here I thought the personals section on craigslist that I'd perused out of curiosity was a bit racey.

Yowza! The Brokeback boyz would be all over some of those pics I saw. Yet, it had that "train wreck" sort of effect, you know: "I am repulsed, yet I continue to look".

SJ