HammerGate Vacation Pix

[DirkHammergate]

I don't know how to do a poll...call me old fashioned...

[DirkHammergate]

I don't know how to do a poll...call me old fashioned...

How the **** do you do a Poll?

[DirkHammergate]

I don't know how to do a poll...call me old fashioned...

I was going to post a poll that said "who wants to see 'em" which is the dumbest question of all time because I know you are all message board freaks like me so.... I'll post 'em... later.

Dirk

[Sombeech]

I went ahead and made a poll for you.



P.S. To make a poll, you ask your question in the "Poll Question" box. Then, enter a choice in the box below and hit "Add option". You can keep coming back and add as many choices as you want. Just leave the "Days" box blank.

[DirkHammergate]

I don't know how to do a poll...call me old fashioned...

I was going to post a poll that said "who wants to see 'em" which is the dumbest question of all time because I know you are all message board freaks like me so.... I'll post 'em... later.

Dirk

Mrs HammerGate said "what the hell are you doing?"

[hesse15]

Mrs HammerGate said "what the hell are you doing?"

so where are the pictures?

[nitmik]

let's get them going there porn king

[DirkHammergate]

Dirk

Mrs HammerGate said "what the hell are you doing?"[/quote]
so where are the pictures? [/quote]

No way...

[DirkHammergate]

let's get them going there porn king

No way Nits..... I don't know what I was thinking. Not with your track record.

[canyonphile]

let's get them going there porn king

Yeah - vacation pics are good!


SJ

[hesse15]

Dirk

Mrs HammerGate said "what the hell are you doing?"

so where are the pictures? [/quote]

No way...[/quote]
com on
ok you can post also fake ones from the internet but now you have to post some
the polls sayd we want pictures!!!!
also your dogs whatever!!!!

[nitmik]

let's get them going there porn king

No way Nits..... I don't know what I was thinking. Not with your track record.

I really had a hard time not putting your Christmas post card in the hick photo section this morning. I cannot even tell you howwwwwwwwww hard it was.

[DirkHammergate]

let's get them going there porn king

No way Nits..... I don't know what I was thinking. Not with your track record.

I really had a hard time not putting your Christmas post card in the hick photo section this morning. I cannot even tell you howwwwwwwwww hard it was.

Nits, you know I'll kill you.... anyway here is the real story, I had a drunken play date with a buddy of mine yesterday, i.e., he brings up his 2 year old, my three and six year old proceed to our toy room and whoop it up with him for a couple hours while we get hammered. My wife comes home around 8:00 and I'm totally ****ed up cause I took two doses of cold medication, like I couldn't even talk or plead my case (I did have the kids in jammies and fed them some dinner) cause I was a wreck. I will say we threw it down, he had to walk home, but it really was the cold meds and now I have the ole lady hotter than a hornet because I've got a bit of a track record and I totally fell asleep on the bed watching the Jazz Nuggets game. She won't return my calls and gets home at 8:30, she checks this site from time to time cause she thinks I'm freakin hilarious (all true) but I gotta be on A1 good behavior until she goes to LA on Saturday. Translation, no freaking pictures, I gotta come up with something good tonight or I'm totally screwed.

[hesse15]

let's get them going there porn king

No way Nits..... I don't know what I was thinking. Not with your track record.

I really had a hard time not putting your Christmas post card in the hick photo section this morning. I cannot even tell you howwwwwwwwww hard it was.

Nits, you know I'll kill you.... anyway here is the real story, I had a drunken play date with a buddy of mine yesterday, i.e., he brings up his 2 year old, my three and six year old proceed to our toy room and whoop it up with him for a couple hours while we get hammered. My wife comes home around 8:00 and I'm totally ****ed up cause I took two doses of cold medication, like I couldn't even talk or plead my case (I did have the kids in jammies and fed them some dinner) cause I was a wreck. I will say we threw it down, he had to walk home, but it really was the cold meds and now I have the ole lady hotter than a hornet because I've got a bit of a track record and I totally fell asleep on the bed watching the Jazz Nuggets game. She won't return my calls and gets home at 8:30, she checks this site from time to time cause she thinks I'm freakin hilarious (all true) but I gotta be on A1 good behavior until she goes to LA on Saturday. Translation, no freaking pictures, I gotta come up with something good tonight or I'm totally screwed.

like a dozen of red roses?

[DirkHammergate]

like a dozen of red roses?

See here is the thing, I'm thinking she assumed the worst, I couldn't explain myself, a dozen red roses admits guilt and my pal had most of the 5th of whiskey. Now that I'm of sound mind I should be able to explain, plus she's jamming me with the boys over Superbowl weekend to visit her sister in LA. We're even. I just have to be on excellant behavior until Saturday morning (frankly almost an impossible task).

[hesse15]

like a dozen of red roses?

See here is the thing, I'm thinking she assumed the worst, I couldn't explain myself, a dozen red roses admits guilt and my pal had most of the 5th of whiskey. Now that I'm of sound mind I should be able to explain, plus she's jamming me with the boys over Superbowl weekend to visit her sister in LA. We're even. I just have to be on excellant behavior until Saturday morning (frankly almost an impossible task).

i think you can do that
including make breackfast and taking to bed not stay all the time watching tv but clean the bathroom do a backrub
it is not play guilty is being nice

ok perhaps this time you are really not guilty but perhaps in the past......
so just put random funny pictures from the internet and be really ice she deserve it
must be stressfull being in the other side of usa and be worry about the kids.
you guys have to understand that

[Iceaxe]

I gotta come up with something good tonight or I'm totally screwed.

*insert sound of asskissing here*

[DirkHammergate]

*insert sound of asskissing here*

I prefer the sound of a cracking whip.... My ass is grass.

[rockgremlin]

Well, if your wife reads this from time to time, perhaps she'll stumble onto this thread and see how desperate you are and take pity on you.

[DirkHammergate]

Well, if your wife reads this from time to time, perhaps she'll stumble onto this thread and see how desperate you are and take pity on you.

Here is the punch line of my joke, she already knows these facts, besides she also knows this is mostly for my amusement, she also knows I take very few things seriously, basically just my job and her, I could toss the rest out with the bathwater, now if she got a look at the other board I frequent, yes there maybe trouble... believe me, this one is only for sharpening my alter ego character for the book I'm writing.

Update on the fuming spouse, she's working a late flight in Terminal B and I got mad cause we can't hang out basically until Sunday night because of her trip. My drunken play date is officially whipped clean.