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    Ex-girlfriend called today

    I got a phone call from an ex-girlfriend of mine today. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

    "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

    "Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

    "Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.

    So I told her to kiss-off and I hung up.













    So now I guess you all know why Super is in such a bad mood today

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    Re: Ex-girlfriend called today

    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    I got a phone call from an ex-girlfriend of mine today. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

    "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

    "Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

    "Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.

    So I told her to kiss-off and I hung up.













    So now I guess you all know why Super is in such a bad mood today
    You mean you don't chew bubble gum?

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    Re: Ex-girlfriend called today

    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    I got a phone call from an ex-girlfriend of mine today. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

    "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

    "Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

    "Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.

    So I told her to kiss-off and I hung up.

    So now I guess you all know why Super is in such a bad mood today
    Hei Ice i love you
    you are my hero
    first rule of a wild girl "never ever make mess with married men"
    if a girl does not respect that rule I will not want her either as girlfriend.
    i think she said she lost 15lb in a month to me sound she has way more to loose
    next time I will see you i will give you a big hug you hearn it.
    by the way i need some beta about certain canyoneers (not about canyons!!!)

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    That was a joke. Super never really called. I was more making fun of how shallow us men really are.

    PM me if you or anyone else wants/needs to ask something in private.... that's what PM is for

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