How did you hear about uutah.com?

[DirkHammergate]

were are the cute young not married kids?
I am still waiting!!!!!
I leave all the over 35 to savanna and i get all the below 35 ones!!!
it is ok?

In real life I'm married to a hot wife and have two cute boys but my Dirk Hammergate character he's 24, single, and a swinger...

[derstuka]

JFYI.....she asked to have her username removed from the board. She has now signed out for good.....

Seriously? I read the thread and took it that the guys were just joking around. From everything I read on here, people are forever poking fun at each other.

I actually came over here because I received an invite telling me that there were lots of hot, sexy available men......... I'm still looking for that thread.......

I cannot believe she did that perhaps she was too conservative (in a stupid way) to do not find the fun of this site
by the way general discussion forums says

;talk about everything and just have fun
if you want a special sport she can just post over there and beside me everybody is pretty damn serious over there

i think is her problem
we need people that do not take too seriously a light chatting on the internet
we still have the good women on board so that is what matter
by the way i was thinking the same as savanna

were are the cute young not married kids?
I am still waiting!!!!!
I leave all the over 35 to savanna and i get all the below 35 ones!!!
it is ok?

It is ok. I like experienced older men.

Like me hunny bunny! I guess I never showed you my pic, and my abilities...

[nitmik]

were are the cute young not married kids?
I am still waiting!!!!!
I leave all the over 35 to savanna and i get all the below 35 ones!!!
it is ok?

I'm almost two, so where would I fall in

[hesse15]

were are the cute young not married kids?
I am still waiting!!!!!
I leave all the over 35 to savanna and i get all the below 35 ones!!!
it is ok?

I'm almost two, so where would I fall in

sorry nit you know is not you, is just a law that said that you need to have 18 years
wait a little more and be patient

[nitmik]

were are the cute young not married kids?
I am still waiting!!!!!
I leave all the over 35 to savanna and i get all the below 35 ones!!!
it is ok?

I'm almost two, so where would I fall in

sorry nit you know is not you, is just a law that said that you need to have 18 years
wait a little more and be patient

Now I have something to look forward too, I think I'm starting to like this board more

[savanna3313]

It is ok. I like experienced older men.

Like me hunny bunny! I guess I never showed you my pic, and my abilities...

While that is an awesome talent for sure I guess I should have clarified what type of experience I was refering to.

[derstuka]

It is ok. I like experienced older men.

Like me hunny bunny! I guess I never showed you my pic, and my abilities...

While that is an awesome talent for sure I guess I should have clarified what type of experience I was refering to.

Oh yeah??? Well, what if I showed you my new sexy tattoo, along with my new SUV, and luxury yacht?

[Sombeech]

A skyrise houseboat? Ingenius!!

[donny h]

How did I find uutah? I have no idea, and it's only been a month or so.

I thought you found me?

You are all a bunch of ASSHOLES!

I resemble that remark.

[LJ]

How did I find uutah? I have no idea, and it's only been a month or so.

I thought you found me?

You are all a bunch of ASSHOLES!

I resemble that remark.

But you all are OUR assholes!

[donny h]

But you all are OUR assholes!

LJ, you are a smartass.

I find it irresistible.

[LJ]

But you all are OUR assholes!

LJ, you are a smartass.

I find it irresistible.

Not as irresistible as I find ahi burritos and ding-dongs!

Drove through Springville the other day - I don't think they would let me enter with my flat hair (not enough hair care products in the world to get it to stand up like that).

[Sombeech]

LJ, you are a smartass.

You're all a bunch of smartasses!

[LJ]

LJ, you are a smartass.

You're all a bunch of smartasses!

Takes one to know one!

[donny h]

You're all a bunch of smartasses!

Oh yeah, pot meet kettle, but you knew that, Sombeech!

LJ, tonite is traditional, roast chicken breasts with stuffing, real mashed potatos and gravy, Dreyers cherry vanilla. This is winter diet, you should know if you see me on the trail I won't have good food, more like freeze dried crap, but I promise you nothing but top shelf booze.

[donny h]

You are all a bunch of ASSHOLES!

What DID you guys say to this gal?

I couldn't find anything that offensive, and it appears she's deleted every single one of her posts here EXCEPT that one I've quoted.

That means her entire legacy here consists of calling us assholes.

It does my heart proud, seriously, I hope if my friends remember one thing about me when I'm gone, it was me calling them assholes. I better pick up the phone and remind them, reach out, reach out and touch someone...

I wouldn't mind if you put that one single word on my tombstone. Make sure you don't drop the last 's' off of 'assholes' when you order my tombstone, please.

[derstuka]

You are all a bunch of ASSHOLES!

What DID you guys say to this gal?

I couldn't find anything that offensive, and it appears she's deleted every single one of her posts here EXCEPT that one I've quoted.

That means her entire legacy here consists of calling us assholes.

It does my heart proud, seriously, I hope if my friends remember one thing about me when I'm gone, it was me calling them assholes. I better pick up the phone and remind them, reach out, reach out and touch someone...

I wouldn't mind if you put that one single word on my tombstone. Make sure you don't drop the last 's' off of 'assholes' when you order my tombstone, please.

I just find it quite amazing that some people (in general) have NO PROBLEM dishing it out to everyone else, including the opposite sex, but when it comes to someone giving it back to them, they get offended because they cannot take it. I have seen it all through my life. Several people at my work are like this. They are all unsecure and uptight as well. IMO, life isn't near as much fun if you take it too seriously and don't goof around. Who needs ulcers? Yeah, I don't like George Bush, but I am not gonna get an ulcer over the stupid things (IMO) that he does. Might as well kick back and enjoy some laughs if there is nothing that you can do about it...OR, burn the person that burned you back even better!

.

[DirkHammergate]

You are all a bunch of ASSHOLES!

What DID you guys say to this gal?

I said I don't chew gum, at that point she folded up tent and left... boo.

[LJ]

LJ, tonite is traditional, roast chicken breasts with stuffing, real mashed potatos and gravy, Dreyers cherry vanilla. This is winter diet, you should know if you see me on the trail I won't have good food, more like freeze dried crap, but I promise you nothing but top shelf booze.

And here I sit eating pimiento cheese spread (made with real cheese, new look, same great taste, a good source of calcium!) with mission chips and necco sweethearts (in Spanish) for dessert all while drinking the cheap stuff. Let me know when you are doing some day hikes in the area - I have a great house to crash at in exchange for a rare good homecooked meal!!

[savanna3313]

LJ, you are a smartass.

You're all a bunch of smartasses!

I thought that was a requirement in order to be here.