Smart Rednecks

[Scott P]

Since I definately live in Redneck country, here's a story on how clever Rednecks are:


Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They searched the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneered at Virgil and leave.


The phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd.

Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they split yer farwood?" "Yep!"

" Merry Christmas , buddy!"

(Who says rednecks aint real bright?!)