Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: first time cussers

  1. #1

    first time cussers

    A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say ass."

    "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

    Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

    WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"

    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?

    "I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"

    My website:

    I feel bad for those that don't drink. When they wake up, they feel as good as they will all day...

  2. # ADS
    Circuit advertisement
    Join Date
    Advertising world

  3. #2
    "you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios"

  4. #3

Similar Threads

  1. Is the time off.
    By StudChild in forum About Bogley & Support
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 03-29-2010, 05:15 PM
  2. Long time lurker first time poster.
    By Lizzard in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 01-31-2009, 08:10 AM
  3. It's about time...........
    By jfeiro in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 03-05-2007, 02:38 PM
    By icthys in forum Hunting & Shooting
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 08-21-2006, 02:35 PM
  5. First time...
    By TreeHugger in forum Canyoneering
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 06-30-2006, 04:28 PM

Visitors found this page by searching for:

Outdoor Forum

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts