Results 1 to 1 of 1
Thread: Hard as an elbow
-
01-05-2006, 12:37 AM #1
Hard as an elbow
A man picks up his bags in the hotel lobby and accidentally bumps a woman hard in the chest.
He says "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breasts, you'll forgive me."
To which she replies, "Sir, if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room #211."
I know, lame, but I hadn't seen it on here yet.
PriceIt's my job to call the BS around here. Get over it.
-
01-05-2006 12:37 AM # ADS
Similar Threads
-
How Hard is to Hard For You
By canyonguru in forum CanyoneeringReplies: 15Last Post: 07-05-2009, 12:25 PM -
I'm looking at getting a new hard drive
By Sombeech in forum General DiscussionReplies: 7Last Post: 02-25-2009, 11:09 AM -
[Trip Report] Moo went down hard. . .
By accadacca in forum MotorcyclingReplies: 10Last Post: 05-04-2008, 01:39 PM -
Fiddlers Elbow now a private club? UGH!
By Brian in SLC in forum General DiscussionReplies: 3Last Post: 07-10-2007, 07:17 PM -
Do you know your arse from your elbow?
By savanna3313 in forum General DiscussionReplies: 7Last Post: 04-27-2006, 10:17 PM
Visitors found this page by searching for:
Outdoor Forum