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  1. 01-05-2006, 12:37 AM #1
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    Hard as an elbow

    A man picks up his bags in the hotel lobby and accidentally bumps a woman hard in the chest.

    He says "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breasts, you'll forgive me."

    To which she replies, "Sir, if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room #211."

    I know, lame, but I hadn't seen it on here yet.

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