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    Canyoneering Tech Tip

    I think we should start a tech tip section:

    I'll go first..... Never fart in a wetsuit.....
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    Tech tip 2:

    If you must fart, try and do it just prior to getting engulfed by a flash flood, thereby creating a buoyant air-suit, that will keep you afloat and protect from abrasions and wall-rock impact.
    It's only "science" if it supports the narrative.

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    I would die in there from the stench.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgremlin
    If you must fart, try and do it just prior to getting engulfed by a flash flood, thereby creating a buoyant air-suit, that will keep you afloat and protect from abrasions and wall-rock impact.
    You would then have a highly flamable flotation device. Third hazard, getting stuck in the log jam.

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    Have you ever noticed how you can just look at a guy and know he is from Colorado

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    Now THAT is funny, I don't care who you are

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