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08-23-2005, 09:49 AM #1
Bull Breeding
"He Shouldn't Have Said That . . . "
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they
stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there
as a sign attached that said: This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said: "He mated 50
times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said: "This
bull mated 120 times last year. "
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said: "That's more than twice
a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said:
"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said: "Go over and ask him if it was with the
same cow."
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable,
and he should eventually make a full recovery...
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08-23-2005 09:49 AM # ADS
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