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    Bull Breeding

    "He Shouldn't Have Said That . . . "

    A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they
    stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there
    as a sign attached that said: This bull mated 50 times last year."

    The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said: "He mated 50
    times last year."

    They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said: "This
    bull mated 120 times last year. "

    The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said: "That's more than twice
    a week! You could learn a lot from him."

    They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
    capital letters: "This bull mated 365 times last year."

    The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said:
    "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

    The husband looked at her and said: "Go over and ask him if it was with the
    same cow."

    NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable,
    and he should eventually make a full recovery...


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