Is that Clyde?

[accadacca]

A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke,
were sent for.

Clem went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said, "Yup,
he's burnt real bad; roll him over." So the mortician rolled the corpse over
and Clem looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Clyde."

The mortician thought that was rather strange, but proceeded to bring in
Zeke to identify the body. After the sheet was pulled back, Zeke took a look
and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad; roll him over." So again the mortician
rolled the burnt corpse over, and Zeke looked down and said, " Nope, it
ain't Clyde."

Frustrated, the mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Zeke answered, "Well, Clyde had two assholes."

"What?" the disbelieving mortician asked. "He had two assholes?"

"Yup, everybody knew Clyde had two assholes. Every time we went to town,
folks would say, 'Here comes Clyde with them two assholes."