WEST VIRGINIA!!!!

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A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in West Virginia recently with
>two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its
>fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch
>those fish?"
>"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You must
>understand these here are my pet fish."
>"Pet fish?" said the game warden.
>"Ya. Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and let them
>swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back into this
>here ice chest and I take them home."
>"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden The
>hillbilly looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's
>the truth Mr.Government man, I'll show you. It really works." "Okay,"
>said the game warden, " I've GOT to see this!" The hillbilly poured the
>fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game
>warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
>"Well, what?" said the hillbilly.
>The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?" The hillbilly
>said, "Call who back?"
>"The FISH!" replied the warden.
>"What fish?" answered the hillbilly.
>Those in West Virginia may not be as smart as some city slickers, but
>they aren't as dumb as most government employees..