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    The Cure

    The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
    The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
    condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the
    pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
    pressure is to remove the testicles."

    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
    for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

    When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time
    in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
    himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
    different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

    He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new
    suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44

    Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
    "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

    Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
    As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
    new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman
    eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."

    Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
    "Been in the business 60 years!"

    Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

    Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How
    about some new underwear?"

    Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
    The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size

    Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years

    The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear
    would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
    you one hell of a headache."

    New suit = $400
    New shirt = $ 36
    New underwear = $ 6
    Second opinion PRICELESS

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