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05-16-2005, 01:48 PM #1
old woman car jacker
The latest blonde installment reminded me of a joke. (not a blonde joke)
A little old lady was pulled over for speeding by a policeman.
"My I see your licence?" Asked the cop.
"I don't have one." Replies the old lady.
"My I see the registration for your automobile? "
"I don't have that, either, seeing as I just stole this automobile. "
"This is a stolen vehicle?" Asked the officer.
"Yes, and unfortunately I had to shoot the owner to get it from him. And whats even worse, I had to dismember him to get him in the trunk!" Replied the little old woman.
Worried by now, the Officer told the lady not to make a move, and ran back to call for backup.
A new officer came, approached cautiously and asked the woman to step out of the car. She did so with a bewildered look on her face.
Can i have a look in the trunk? Asked the officer.
"Why of course, if you want, but I can't imagine what for" replied the lady.
The officer looked inside to find nothing and said to the woman, "I understand this is a stolen vehicle and you've murdered the owner?"
"Why thats preposterous," stated the lady, "I'm the owner, I have the registration right here," and pulled out a registration with her name on it.
"Well, I understand you've been driving without a license" said the officer.
"Nope, here you go." Says the woman, handing the man her license from her purse, "let me guess, I bet he told you I was speeding, too!"
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05-16-2005 01:48 PM # ADS
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