old woman car jacker

[rock_ski_cowboy]

The latest blonde installment reminded me of a joke. (not a blonde joke)

A little old lady was pulled over for speeding by a policeman.

"My I see your licence?" Asked the cop.

"I don't have one." Replies the old lady.

"My I see the registration for your automobile? "

"I don't have that, either, seeing as I just stole this automobile. "

"This is a stolen vehicle?" Asked the officer.

"Yes, and unfortunately I had to shoot the owner to get it from him. And whats even worse, I had to dismember him to get him in the trunk!" Replied the little old woman.

Worried by now, the Officer told the lady not to make a move, and ran back to call for backup.

A new officer came, approached cautiously and asked the woman to step out of the car. She did so with a bewildered look on her face.

Can i have a look in the trunk? Asked the officer.

"Why of course, if you want, but I can't imagine what for" replied the lady.

The officer looked inside to find nothing and said to the woman, "I understand this is a stolen vehicle and you've murdered the owner?"

"Why thats preposterous," stated the lady, "I'm the owner, I have the registration right here," and pulled out a registration with her name on it.

"Well, I understand you've been driving without a license" said the officer.

"Nope, here you go." Says the woman, handing the man her license from her purse, "let me guess, I bet he told you I was speeding, too!"