Firefighter

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A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl riding down the sidewalk in a little red wagon
with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled
in the middle.

The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by
her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walks out to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice
fire truck," he says admiringly.

"Thanks, Mister Fireman," the girl says.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner,"
the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but
if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could
go faster."

The little girl replies sweetly, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren.