Star Wars vs. Star Trek

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12. In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun."
11. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp -- the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
10. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, the Princess still looks fresh and desirable -- after Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looks like hell.
9. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
8. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
7. One word: light sabers!
6. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
5. The Death Star doesn't care if the Earth is class M or not.
4. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg Empire with one glance.
3. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter-impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
2. Aliens have makeup in other places than their foreheads.
1. Death Star vs. Enterprise!