The Lizard Story

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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks by, looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey, what're you doing?"
The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they smoke a few joints together.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and that he's going to get a drink from the river. But the lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this, so he swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, and then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up on a tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says that he has to check this out and wanders into the jungle.

He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing up a joint.

The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says, "Hey!"

The monkey looks down and says, "Holy crap! How much water did you drink?!?"