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11-07-2007, 08:12 AM
Thread: Little Johnny
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -
Fireman, Truck Driver, Salesman, etc.
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07-01-2007, 09:00 AM
Thread: Rear-ended
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Rear-ended
This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was
preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop
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05-10-2007, 05:46 PM
Thread: Age Old Question Answered...
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Age Old Question Answered...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet,... -
04-10-2007, 05:32 PM
Thread: Three Blondes...
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Three Blondes...
Three (natural) blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.
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04-05-2007, 08:18 AM
Thread: French customs officer
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French customs officer
At a French airport... A group of American retired teachers
recently went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an
elderly gentleman of 83, was part of the tour group.
At French Customs, he took... -
03-23-2007, 10:22 AM
Thread: Blonde football fan
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Blonde football fan
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
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03-16-2007, 08:22 AM
Thread: Nun Golfer
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Nun Golfer
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting and confesses; "I used
some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the... -
03-15-2007, 01:48 PM
Thread: ...and one for the ladies
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...and one for the ladies
A man is lying on his deathbed. His wife sits at his bedside holding his hand and praying silently. He looks up and says "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," she replies.
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03-15-2007, 01:46 PM
Thread: One for the guys
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One for the guys
One night a man barges into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and stands in front of his wife.
"This is the pig I screw when you have a headache," he says.
The wife looks at him and... -
03-09-2007, 08:27 AM
Thread: A touching elephant story
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A touching elephant story
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
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03-08-2007, 08:03 AM
Thread: Ole's car accident
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Ole's car accident
Ole had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole.
"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.
Ole responded, "Vell, I'll... -
02-01-2007, 10:00 AM
Thread: weenie test
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weenie test
Three third graders from Tennessee (an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a redneck kid) are on the play ground at recess.
The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the... -
01-26-2007, 12:53 PM
Thread: Saw
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Saw
What's the difference between a chain saw and a viola?
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01-12-2007, 05:21 PM
Thread: Picking on engineers...
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Picking on engineers...
The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike! Where did you get it?"
"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this... -
01-12-2007, 05:19 PM
Thread: Divorce!
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Oh, yeah! :naughty:
Oh, yeah! :naughty:
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01-08-2007, 10:40 AM
Thread: Snow White
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Snow White
The 7 dwarfs all went to bed feeling sleepy. Sleepy got out and they all felt Grumpy.
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01-05-2007, 02:49 PM
Thread: Miranda Rights
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Miranda Rights
A female officer arrests a man for drunk driving.
The female officer tells the man "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."
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12-26-2006, 08:25 AM
Thread: I'll pay for this, but...
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I'll pay for this, but...
A plane is in trouble and going down.
One of the passengers, a woman, panics, gets up, takes off all her clothes and says "Who's man enough to make me feel like a real woman right now?"
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12-21-2006, 09:34 AM
Thread: If you laugh, I won't tell...
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If you laugh, I won't tell...
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,... -
12-15-2006, 11:07 AM
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Why men aren't published in Dear Abby...
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
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12-15-2006, 10:57 AM
Thread: The good husband
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The good husband
With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the Temple's marriage marathon, the Rabbi asked her husband, Ralph, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with...
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11-17-2006, 03:11 PM
Thread: True Love
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True Love
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
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11-03-2006, 09:19 AM
Thread: Final Exam
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Final Exam
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal... -
10-28-2006, 09:36 AM
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Climber dies because of belay loop failure
I posted this here 'cause it applies to both climbers and canyoneers:
http://news.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2006/10/26/MNGMBM08VF1.DTL&\
type=printable
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10-26-2006, 11:39 AM
Thread: The Perfect Husband
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The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen....
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