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    How do you turn a duck into a Country & Western...

    How do you turn a duck into a Country & Western singer? Heat it up until it's bill withers.

    Bill Withers lost aged 81
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52155227
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    I'm glad to see you have a sense of humour.

    I'm glad to see you have a sense of humour.
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    People are over-using double spacing in their...

    People are over-using double spacing in their signatures as much as you, and hence the internet is getting too full.
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    OldNo7, me old chum: Do you have a dickey...

    OldNo7, me old chum:

    Do you have a dickey finger that keeps hitting the return bar on your computer?
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    Would I say what (?) on what kind of board in a...

    Would I say what (?) on what kind of board in a Muslim country? (a surf board? a FTSE100 board?)

    Doug, your question raises more questions!

    Rob
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    Really? Which religion has an "amazing" God...

    Really? Which religion has an "amazing" God (apart from all of them, obviously)
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    You are absolutely correct :whoops:. My bad!...

    You are absolutely correct :whoops:. My bad!
    One re-learns a new thing every day! Take care!

    Rob

    (Edit: I hope you learned other things during those four years!)
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    A good summary: ...

    A good summary:
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    The threat was foreseen in 2007: ...

    The threat was foreseen in 2007:

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2176051/

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETvTP3aWkAAWXHE?format=jpg&name=large
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    "Pardon me, but do you have any toilet paper?" ...

    "Pardon me, but do you have any toilet paper?"

    If you were of class, Mr oldno7, you would be asking your staff to enquire as to the availability of lavatory paper. Only the hoipoloi use a...
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    Yes he did. I don't know why that is funny though.

    Yes he did. I don't know why that is funny though.
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    Well thanks for that constructive response then...

    Well thanks for that constructive response then oldno7. :nono2:
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    [QUOTE=oldno7;621326]On a more serious note-- ...

    [QUOTE=oldno7;621326]On a more serious note--

    I like your posts, but why do you have to labour us with such a long-winded "signature" below each one?

    I think you should be saving bandwidth in...
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    I saw his death reported on the UK news this...

    I saw his death reported on the UK news this evening. He appears to have had that issue that makes the eyes shuffle rapidly sideways; but it evidently did not affect his ability to sing great songs....
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    https://blogs.gartner.com/alan-duncan/files/2014/1...

    https://blogs.gartner.com/alan-duncan/files/2014/12/were-all-doomed.jpg

    A very Scots joke. Aye.
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    “Doctor, I have a high fever, trouble breathing,...

    “Doctor, I have a high fever, trouble breathing, runny nose - but the bizarre part is, every time I cough I sing something from Bing Crosby, Dean Martin, Leonard Cohen or Tom Jones!”

    “Hmm - I...
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    Due to the the Corona virus, the Finnish activity...

    Due to the the Corona virus, the Finnish activity "kalsarikännit" is now a socially responsible and acceptable alternative to meeting your mates at the pub.
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    Did it involve sugar? I have a story there too,...

    Did it involve sugar? I have a story there too, but if you leave yours, I'll leave mine.
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    [News] No we are not. (no more so that the common cold...

    No we are not. (no more so that the common cold or Flu)

    We're going to get fed up with multiple threads on the same damn subject. What this place needs is some moderators to merge all threads on...
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    [News] There is already a thread on this non-event ...

    There is already a thread on this non-event

    http://www.bogley.com/forum/showthread.php?79821-Coronavirus
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    While trying to avoid hitting a cat, I lost...

    While trying to avoid hitting a cat, I lost control of my motorbike and ended up in a ditch.
    I crawled out of the ditch, and a beautiful woman came to help me asking "Are you okay?" "I'm okay I...
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    Perhaps only you & the (older) Brits understand!...

    Perhaps only you & the (older) Brits understand!
    I hated that song.
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    Darwinism at work

    Darwinism at work
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    [Help] Thanks Kiwi; I'll pass that on. I do believe that...

    Thanks Kiwi; I'll pass that on. I do believe that my friend has found some other (more local) places that can develop the film...it's all about assurance of a good result (or even half a result)...
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    [Help] Ektachrome slide film

    A friend has some old Ektachrome colour slide film from decades ago, undeveloped, still in the film canister. It was taken by her father, now deceased, so it is of some small importance if it can be...
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