Search:

Type: Posts; User: twotimer

Page 1 of 20 1 2 3 4

Search: Search took 0.02 seconds.

  1. Replies
    33
    Views
    333

    Well Glenn...I suspect that answered your...

    Well Glenn...I suspect that answered your question.
  2. Thread: 2020

    by twotimer
    Replies
    1,267
    Views
    50,139

    Nope. We did the half black guy thing, and a kick...

    Nope. We did the half black guy thing, and a kick ass chick like Hailey might make it...but there’s no way in hell we’re going to elect a fudge packer.
  3. Thread: 2020

    by twotimer
    Replies
    1,267
    Views
    50,139

    Sure looks like it sucks to be a Dem right now....

    Sure looks like it sucks to be a Dem right now. So damn pathetic a billionaire card carrying member of the liberal illuminate had to jump in as an act of desperation.

    I reckon the liberal floor...
  4. Replies
    75
    Views
    5,379

    Shitcan ‘em and pretend it never happened. ...

    Shitcan ‘em and pretend it never happened.

    What a waste of time that was huh? Oh well, it could have been worse...considering the disappointment of all the retarded Bernie Bros. Now THAT is the...
  5. Thread: 2020

    by twotimer
    Replies
    1,267
    Views
    50,139

    I reckon she blew a gasket when he snubbed the...

    I reckon she blew a gasket when he snubbed the handshake. She squirmed like she was holding in a load of diarrhea the whole time...tore the speech up right in front of all the justices, too.

    Hell...
  6. Thread: Impeachment

    by twotimer
    Replies
    505
    Views
    14,988

    oh hell...I’d bet you 8 out of 10 people in this...

    oh hell...I’d bet you 8 out of 10 people in this country would say the same thing. Besides, I reckon most football fans in Kansas are pretty happy about the win.

    Better than Obama calling out 53...
  7. Replies
    28
    Views
    1,267

    [Wanted] So I read Shadow Divers and figured the book to...

    So I read Shadow Divers and figured the book to be so-so. The authors writing style is somewhat juvenile...certainly nowhere near as good as these other books I’ve recently read. The Emerald Mile was...
  8. Replies
    120
    Views
    8,005

    Super Bowl...Hawai’i style.

    Super Bowl...Hawai’i style.
  9. Replies
    29
    Views
    1,525

    ...

    ...
  10. Thread: Impeachment

    by twotimer
    Replies
    505
    Views
    14,988

    Aw shit man, I had that figured out before this...

    Aw shit man, I had that figured out before this whole stupid mess got started. Nice summary, though.

    I was just wondering if the Dems had dropped the bomb that would have the Trumpster led from...
  11. Replies
    2,280
    Views
    99,762

    Looks to me like the one standing up might...

    Looks to me like the one standing up might actually be a man, baby!
  12. Thread: Impeachment

    by twotimer
    Replies
    505
    Views
    14,988

    I’ve been out in the boonies for the last week...

    I’ve been out in the boonies for the last week but it appears that the Dems have puked all over themselves yet again.

    I can’t imagine what they’ll come up with after this nonsense is over.
  13. Replies
    28
    Views
    1,267

    [Wanted] Just finished yet another backpack trip and read...

    Just finished yet another backpack trip and read The Emerald Mile. Another excellent book.

    It’s about three dirtbag ‘70s era Grand Canyon river runners legendary speed run in a wooden dory during...
  14. Replies
    3,237
    Views
    567,783

    Whoa!...you put considerably more effort into it...

    Whoa!...you put considerably more effort into it than I did. Pretty clever.

    No wonder I ended up painting houses for a living.
  15. Replies
    3,237
    Views
    567,783

    Sometimes you could really make out what was...

    Sometimes you could really make out what was goin’ on. I became pretty good adjusting the vertical and horizontal knobs.
  16. Replies
    120
    Views
    8,005

    Well Tim Tebow finally got laid. Mighty fine...

    Well Tim Tebow finally got laid. Mighty fine looking girl, too. Former Miss Universe.

    Hope he can avoid a breakup...’cuz it’ll be hard to top that one.
  17. Replies
    214
    Views
    17,021

    Uh, yeah...pretty darn close. Except mine never...

    Uh, yeah...pretty darn close. Except mine never pulled those kinds of stunts in public. Always at my house. Most recently in 2016 with a neighbor, Vicky. That was embarrassing as hell.

    Everything...
  18. Replies
    1,318
    Views
    80,128

    So yesterday afternoon I come out from a three...

    So yesterday afternoon I come out from a three night backpacking trip and tune the radio to NPR (the only news I can get) to find out what’s been going on since I’ve been out. News according to them,...
  19. Replies
    28
    Views
    1,267

    [Wanted] Just read River Of Doubt...another excellent...

    Just read River Of Doubt...another excellent adventure story. Teddy Roosevelt was actually killed on that trip but it took another 5 years for death to finally choke him out. He was one tough SOB.
    ...
  20. Replies
    1,318
    Views
    80,128

    Excellent. I’m sure any antifa boneheads that may...

    Excellent. I’m sure any antifa boneheads that may have shown up are gonna keep their heads down.
  21. Replies
    120
    Views
    8,005

    I’m rooting for the Chiefs as well. Sherman is a...

    I’m rooting for the Chiefs as well. Sherman is a punk.
  22. Replies
    120
    Views
    8,005

    Jeez...anybody’s guess. If the 49ers can contain...

    Jeez...anybody’s guess. If the 49ers can contain Mahomes, then I’d give them the best chance. They cannot allow him to scramble around like he does. That kid is damn good.

    Should be an awesome...
  23. Replies
    120
    Views
    8,005

    If these guys could catch half the passes that...

    If these guys could catch half the passes that Mahomes throws they’d be up by 30 points. I hope the Chiefs win, as their fans suffered for so long.
  24. Replies
    37
    Views
    2,709

    Had a conversation with a Bernie Bro at a...

    Had a conversation with a Bernie Bro at a backpacking beach a few days ago. 27yrs old from Brooklyn, NY.

    I took away two impressions...he’s stupid and angry. Was eating a peanut butter sammie for...
  25. Thread: Middle East

    by twotimer
    Replies
    261
    Views
    5,322

    It’s not hostility, Rob...my point being they’d...

    It’s not hostility, Rob...my point being they’d slit your throat as well as mine.

    I also wouldn’t consider these two instances as apples to apples either.
Results 1 to 25 of 500
Page 1 of 20 1 2 3 4