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  1. Thread: Coronavirus

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    Y'know, back in the late 70s my grandma had these...

    Y'know, back in the late 70s my grandma had these tabloid magazines all over her house. I CLEARLY remember thinking that if this shit ever becomes "legit" news, we're screwed.

    I recall that...
  2. Thread: #MERICA!

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    Grocery stores around here are loaded back up...

    Grocery stores around here are loaded back up with most of the things that got cleaned out with the exception of TP and paper towels...they're getting scooped up immediately.

    The only eggs that...
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    I'm sure it'll be quite entertaining until that...

    I'm sure it'll be quite entertaining until that Tiger decides to rip his face off.
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    Omega Man with Charlton Heston.

    Omega Man with Charlton Heston.
  5. Thread: Coronavirus

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    That's outstanding...I wonder how many actually...

    That's outstanding...I wonder how many actually get it.

    So I'm gonna sneak out of the state tomorrow morning...what ya reckon my chances are?
  6. Thread: 2020

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    Y'kow, I wonder how this will be viewed later...

    Y'kow, I wonder how this will be viewed later down the road. What history will say about this.

    Seems to me it'll be the Congress raping the Treasury right in front of us. Yeah, I know...they've...
  7. Thread: Coronavirus

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    So you're saying Trump is going to open a can of...

    So you're saying Trump is going to open a can of whoop ass on the Swamp? Bring down the pervs in the Liberal Illuminati in one fell swoop? Now wouldn't that be something, huh?

    Well I hope it...
  8. Right on man. Look at you. Eardley's fun...'aint...

    Right on man. Look at you. Eardley's fun...'aint no virus out there!
  9. Thread: Coronavirus

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    Maybe I haven't been paying attention to...

    Maybe I haven't been paying attention to conspiracy stuff, but I haven't the slightest idea what the heck this is...who the hell would want to go there? Sounds pretty heavy, though.
  10. You did fine! Got your ass kicked but it's good...

    You did fine! Got your ass kicked but it's good for ya. The only mistake you made was not bringing a wetsuit.

    So you say it was a learning experience, eh? What did you learn?
  11. Thread: Coronavirus

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    You may not be old enough to remember this show,...

    You may not be old enough to remember this show, but I am...it was great. Jack Klugman was a really good actor. He was like a scientist, Einstein, genius superhero ladies man in that show.

    It did...
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    Now that was a sweet video...you've been around,...

    Now that was a sweet video...you've been around, man. Makes me want to be there right now.
  13. Thread: 2020

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    It very well may be that Biden is the guy. He'll...

    It very well may be that Biden is the guy. He'll get the nom, make a fool out of himself in the debates and then get his ass creamed in the election. That may be the way the whole thing goes down. As...
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    I've never been on Facebook, so I've never had to...

    I've never been on Facebook, so I've never had to suffer the indignity of being "unfriended"...wether I deserved it or not.

    However, I've had quite a few angry girlfriends disappear and never come...
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    So I see that the border of Grand and San Juan...

    So I see that the border of Grand and San Juan counties is only about 10 miles south of Moab...so it's possible to camp Behind The Rocks and drive to all the biking trails. I also called the Needles...
  16. Thread: Coronavirus

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    This is exactly why I'm booking outta here....

    This is exactly why I'm booking outta here. Nobody tells me what to do.
  17. Thread: Coronavirus

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    That's mostly Moab and the Swell. I'll be driving...

    That's mostly Moab and the Swell. I'll be driving past these places.

    The only thing that could stop me is roadblocks.
  18. Thread: Coronavirus

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    No. I'll likely be around Lake Powell, Cedar...

    No. I'll likely be around Lake Powell, Cedar Mesa. I'd rather ride my bikes down dirt roads all day than hang around here watching everything be weird. Kinda like a trial run for the big one...I'm...
  19. Thread: 2020

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    Yeah...I've been saying all along he 'aint gonna...

    Yeah...I've been saying all along he 'aint gonna make it. Unless they shoot him up with drugs.

    Ellen Degeneres, man...she'll come in and save the day!
  20. Thread: Coronavirus

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    They ALL have amazing Gods...Gods are simply...

    They ALL have amazing Gods...Gods are simply amazing!
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    94348 This thing sits in the parking lot of...

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    This thing sits in the parking lot of the grocery store up the street just waiting for the next snow. This one might be kinda hard to pick up...kudos to whoever sees it.
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    94347 Taken at the house I've been working...

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    Taken at the house I've been working on...
  23. Thread: Coronavirus

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    So now the grocery stores and Home Depot, Loews...

    So now the grocery stores and Home Depot, Loews are only letting so many people in at a time. I just finished a big job and I'm gonna get the heck out of here. Load up my truck with camping gear and...
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    :roflol:Political Correctness will never win the...

    :roflol:Political Correctness will never win the day.
  25. Thread: Coronavirus

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    It appears those fines are for if the cops come...

    It appears those fines are for if the cops come around telling you to break it up and you give them the middle finger. They're not going to just hand out fines at random. I listened to the Mayor at...
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